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WARNING OBSCENE QUESTION: Broad-minded ladies over 25 only please? I'm thinking about creating a personal advert, which of the following drafts do you think sound the best?
Bored, depressed, unemployed, clean, 32 year old male Cure fan seeks 5 disenchanted bi females (C cup minimum, no shorter than 5' 4" in height and aged between 19 to 35 years old) for fresh fruit orgy.
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Unemployable artist, 5' 10", blue/grey eyes, no money, no car, no physique & no sense of humour seeks bored, curvy, busty & attractive lady (brown or green eyes, aged under 50, size dress 16 to 20) with own car for oral and vaginal sex in public places, relationship hopefully to develop into bareback anal sex in local Tesco car park next Wednesday evening between 10 and 11pm. | | Uh...could you be more specific? | Why cannot friends and family be happy for me and my burley builder? Im a 39 yr old woman. i'v always been unlucky in love until 2 months ago, i hooked up with a 54yr old burly ex builder....hes super muscly and sexy and i want his babies soooo much! Every other guy i was wiht dumped me after 4 weeks max and i know this guys serious about a relationship. He even suggests moving in with me...after 3 weeks. i've held out coz i didnt want to rush things and i wanted to be sure. The thing is hes never been married and lives the single life, renting a bed sit and hes real popular with the ladies. I occupy a rambling 4 bed town house, but i'm lonely without love so last night i discussed him moving in here with me and hes in the middle of packing his bin bags and moving in. The only thing that bothering me is friends and family saying horrid things. They say hes a womaniser and using me for money and a place to stay...thats how horrible they are. You see, he cannot shake this bunch of busty little 20 something slappers who turn up at bars where he is and where him and i are on dates. They hang out of us and i end up buying them drink. They then do silly things like rub their bums in his face and he does silly things like slap their bottoms and they say stupid things like 'give it to me ...i'm horny', but i see that as them being stupid and silly, and him just humouring them. My anal sister says im' a fool, why cannot people be happy. | | Maybe your family are right, he might be using you for a place to stay and your money. But then again they might be wrong! He is a bit old for you but that is just my opinion. If you are not happy with what your family and friend's are saying then ask him why he likes you, if it is pathetic then dump him! You will have plenty of chances with people, just be yourself! Tell those female drunks to get lost and to find someone of there own, chances are that they will leave you alone. Sorry if it doesn't help I haven't been in your position. x | I caught my boyfriend masturbating to porn when he knew I was coming home! Should I leave him? No real sex? I will never know how much of a liar he is, I am confused, I feel worthless, unattractive and depressed. We are young, 24, we have always had a good sex life, open to almost everything and I enjoy watching porn WITH him. However, recently I called while leaving work to tell him I'm coming home, opened the door and found him doing this! The problem is lately we have hardly had sex. He never initiates sex. We have talked about this the past 3 months and he has done nothing to help get our sex life back on track. He has now admitted to secretly watching porn no more than twice a week over 6 years. I am hurt he has kept this a secret when we are so open there would be no reason for him to hide it!
He has confessed to watching only heterosexual porn. He has hidden it very well on his computer so when he 'confessed' there is no evidence that he is telling the truth. A couple years back he accidentally put 'interested in men' on his fb status and he enjoys anal.
I am so hurt and I can't believe that he is telling the truth on his porn activities, what if he is addicted? how would i know? Why doesn't he want to have real sex?
His reasoning on not having sex is because he wants to have it in the afternoon instead of night. This does not make any sense because in the last 6 years he never told me that. I feel he is covering something up really bad. I am so hurt because I am a busty, curvaceous, hour glass figure young girl who gets compliments all the time yet he would rather jerk off?? | I'm sorry about this experience. It sounds difficult for you.
People watch porn for lots of reasons: they enjoy the variety of body types and sex acts, they enjoy the voyeuristic parts of it, they find it a useful stress relief or masturbatory aid. Just because your boyfriend is watching porn and masturbating doesn't at all mean he doesn't find you attractive or sexually desirable.
It does sound like, however, you're also having some challenges around the frequency of sex in your relationship. There could be lots of reasons for this, but it's probably helpful to talk with him more about this issue. He may be stressed out or depressed or feeling worried about his sexual performance.
I know it seems to you that you're not having sex together is caused by him watching porn and masturbating. This probably isn't true at all; most men masturbate in relationships, regardless of how much sex they and their partners are having.
It sounds like you also may be concerned that your boyfriend might be gay or bisexual. Of course, that's always possible, but just because he likes anal sex doesn't at all mean he's gay--many heterosexual men enjoy anal sex with women. If you continue to feel worried about this concern, you may find it helpful to try talking about this with him--he may be able to reassure you or share with you here.
As for the "hiding": many people are taught to feel ashamed about porn and especially about masturbation. It's unfortunate that he's been hiding something from you that is hurting you, but it may not be a sign of larger issues of trust in your relationship. Talk with him about that.
Good luck to you both! | Friends and family tellng me to stay away from my builder lover? Im a 39 yr old woman. i'v always been unlucky in love until 2 months ago, i hooked up with a 54yr old burly ex builder....hes super muscly and sexy and i want his babies soooo much! Every other guy i was wiht dumped me after 4 weeks max and i know this guys serious about a relationship. He even suggests moving in with me...after 3 weeks. i've held out coz i didnt want to rush things and i wanted to be sure. The thing is hes never been married and lives the single life, renting a bed sit and hes real popular with the ladies. I occupy a rambling 4 bed town house, but i'm lonely without love so last night i discussed him moving in here with me and hes in the middle of packing his bin bags and moving in. The only thing that bothering me is friends and family saying horrid things. They say hes a womaniser and using me for money and a place to stay...thats how horrible they are. You see, he cannot shake this bunch of busty little 20 something slappers who turn up at bars where he is and where him and i are on dates. They hang out of us and i end up buying them drink. They then do silly things like rub their bums in his face and he does silly things like slap their bottoms and they say stupid things like 'give it to me ...i'm horny', but i see that as them being stupid and silly, and him just humouring them. My anal sister says im' a fool, why cannot people be happy. | | At 39 you should be old enough to make your own decisions, you family are being over protective. | Werid Thing but what the hell is wrong with me? For those men out there you have a right to declare me gay as i will tell you why.
Firstly i was in college and this ultra busty girl in my class known for a year now as classmates not friends, however yesterday she offered me sex anal...WTH!!! just to make sure i ssaid yes then she said are you sure (Proper face and tone) then i struggled and said nah nah nah! Then she went away!
Another one is when these two girls said "hi do you remember last night!" i said what? then her friend said "She is trying to say that she ****** you the other night...did you use a condom cos you can feel it without one!" WOWZA the things ive been through i didnt take advantage of am GAYYYY!!!!!! | | There is no other answer that will suffice - You are GAY P&P :-) |
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